The Traitor Game VII: A Galaxy Far, Far Away



Traitor Game VII: A Galaxy Far, Far, Away was the first Traitor Game to have two 'host' characters present throughout the game. There was the 'benevolent' co-host who hired the Agents and the Vigilante, and the 'antagonist' co-host who hired the Traitors. Hosted by Chris Lang, this scenario was set on Tatooine, in and around the palace of Darth Jubba the Sith Hutt (a cousin of Jabba the Hutt who'd become proficient in the Dark Side of the Force).

The scenario had some setup during the previous game, in Chris Lang's prologue and epilogue featuring Ukyo Kuonji and Cologne (of Ranma 1/2). Darth Jubba was seen viewing the proceedings in the prologue, but was not hinted at again until the epilogue, when a mysterious package of DVDs arrived at Cologne's Chinese restaurant in Nerima, Japan. The DVDs featured highlights from the game, and according to the message attached, were sent in advance of payment by 'DJTSH'.

After a later message told her where to meet, Cologne found the interdimensional portal leading her to Darth Jubba's palace on Tatooine. It appeared Darth Jubba was not only taking over his late cousin's criminal organizations, but the Galactic Empire as well, and was determined to expand his operations into other dimensions. It turns out Darth Jubba had been given a mysterious 'Interdimensional Device' by a mysterious being, and was using it to access other dimensions.

Having seen the last two Traitor Games through his interdimensional monitors, Darth Jubba invited Cologne to co-host a game with him. Cologne, determined to stop Darth Jubba, accepted the challenge. As the 'protagonist' host, she chose two 'Rebel Alliance' members (Agents) and a Bounty Hunter (Vigilante) to oppose Jubba's 'Imperial Stormtroopers' (Traitors).

Banished and otherwise eliminated players were sent to Dagobah, since Immortus had forbid the hosts from using Limbo as a holding pen. Both Tatooine and Dagobah were the scene of a later 'battle exercise' involving Sandpeople and Battledroids (some of the Sandpeople were also banished to Dagobah for this purpose, since Sandpeople are not native to Dagobah).

This game featured plenty of incredible roleplaying moments. Emma Frost (played by tangentman) and Dick Dastardly (played by The Purple Skull) were especially show-stealers. A bizarre coincidental moment in TG history happened when Emma accurately identified all three Traitors early in the game. Thanks to a partnership between Emma & Willow (the "Vigilante"), the Traitors were all soundly defeated by game's end. Afterward, several players wrote up an engaging "boss battle finale" with the heroic players vs. Darth Jubba.

Player/Character list

 * Cologne (benevolent co-host) - Chris Lang
 * Darth Jubba the Sith Hutt (antagonist host) - Chris Lang
 * Emma Frost - tangentman
 * Martin the Fifth Columnist Visitor - Indigo Al
 * Sargent Marcus Fenix - Kevin M.
 * Kyon - GoGo Yubari
 * Dick Dastardly - The Purple Skull
 * Kamen Rider Kabuto - Guy1
 * Luffy - Spidey-kid1
 * Sam Beckett leaped into the Punisher - moonknight2099
 * Willow Rosenberg - Schornforce
 * Dr. Cox - Weirdopky
 * Darth Vader - darkkeeperjr
 * Deadpool - Crimson King
 * Zasalamel - Eternal Torment
 * Evinlea - Superheroic
 * Quinn Mallory - Jeff-E
 * Courage,the Cowardly Dog - Joe Acro
 * Teen Goku - Froggy
 * Geno - Anthony Johanson
 * Matches Malone - General Grievous

The special 'first victim' NPC in this scenario was Wesley Crusher, and of course he was played as an absurd, over-the-top parody.

==External Links==
 * Traitor Game VII game thread